I WAZ PLAYIN HOCKEY LOOKIN FO A GAME AND FOUND A GUY NAMED SOMTIN LIKE
'IT 777 IT'. AND HE HAD A RECORD OF 19-2. SEEING HE BEAT A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT HAD GOOD RECORDS, I EXPECTED SOME CHALLENGE. SO I LOOKED FORWARD TO PLAYING HIM. AND HE SAID 'FU'. DAT MEANS **** ME. AND OF COURSE U KNOW EVERY1 WITH A GOOD RECORD GOTTA BE A DICK AT SUM POINT. THIS IS A LESSON TO ALL HOCKEY PLAYERS THAT ARE GOOD. JUST CAUSE U HAVE A GOOD RECORD DOESNT GIVE U THE RIGHT TO BE A DICK. OK THEN WE START THE GAME. AND I SCORE 2 GOALS BEFORE 5 MINUTES INTO THE GAME. THEN SCORE ANOTHER I THINK IT WAS LATE 1ST OR EARLY 2ND. THATS ALL I KNOW. AND THE SCORE WAS 6-3. OH AND HE QUIT IN THE LAST 2 SECONDS OF THE 3RD. SO HE WAS MAD. PROB CUZ I ENDED HIS WINNING STREAK. HE HAD ABOUT 8 OR 9 WINS IN A ROW. UNTIL I PRIED HIS FINGERS OFF THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF... OH AND HE WAS ONE OF THOSE FANCY POKER MAN SO IT WAS ALSO A POKEMON GAME. THATS WHAT U CALL A GAME WHERE THE OPPONENT POKES A LOT. LOL. ANOTHER LESSON TO YALL HOCKEY PLAYERS, POKING DOES U NO GOOD. IT DOES U NO GOOD TO STAND THERE PLAYING WITH UR STICK WHILE EITHER THE GUY WITH THE PUCK CAN MAKE AN ACCURATE SHOT INTO THE GOAL, OR HE CAN SKATE RIGHT BY YA AND HES GOT A BREAK AWAY.
WHAT YA GOTTA DO IS COME AT HIM AND HIT HIM QUICK AND GET IT OVER WITH. SO HE LOSES THE PUCK AND HE GETS KNOCKED DOWN. AND WITH HIM DOWN U CAN GET THE PUCK BEFORE HE DOES. THATS TODAYS HOCKEY LESSON...
Friday, November 16, 2007
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